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Allen's Brain: And then, on the third verse, it's "In nomine Patri Funki, et Filii Superiori, et Spiritui Groovi Sancti*." Trust me, the kids will dig it!
*In the name of the Funky Father, and the Super Son, and the Holy Groovy Ghost!"
p.s. NaPraGoMo starts in two days! Digg it here.
21 the midrash:
"Hey hey, we're the Monk-ees!"
(I know, very obvious)
Dude, we so rocked Cum by Ya back there!!!
Dude, Christ-stock '08 is gonna be so awesome
Brother, what exactly IS a "bustle in your hedgerow?"
"No, Dominique is not on the playlist. It belongs to those radicals dressed in black & white.
Just get all the guitars and tamborines unloaded. I'm sure Brother Giles will eventually let us know if we are buiding the bonfire out of them or just tossing them in once it gets going.
Brother Giles, I admonish you to turn your thoughts to more heavenly things than folk music and suspecting your brothers of going "commando".
So, brother, when you say when I light the fuse the guitar will just blow up? Who gets to do the tambourine skeet shooting?
No funny comment here, but I'm pretty sure that the 5th from the left, with head bowed, is a woman--or a John Lennon look-a-like.
Maybe. But what is s(he) straightening?
No! Listen to me! It's "Pie Iesu Domine, clap-clap, clap, clap-clap," not "Pie Iesu Domine, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap"!
And then, on the third verse, it's "In nomine Patri Funki, et Filii Superiori, et Spiritui Groovi Sancti*." Trust me, the kids will dig it!
*In the name of the Funky Father, and the Super Son, and the Holy Groovy Ghost!"
"If we have to do 'Kumbaya' one more time, by the love of G*d I'll go "El Kabong" on everyone."
Franciscan with Guitar: "Reverend Father, look what I found smuggled aboard with the articles for mass!"
"Do not worry my brother, the guilty party will be discovered. Thank you for bringing this to my attention."
I've been reading too much Father Z lately I think.
By the time that Rockstar Games came out with Grand Theft Auto: IX, gamers were beginning to think that the concept had run its course.
Its not use pretending to be a monk. The guitar gives you away as a raving evangelical!
O Brother . . . where art thou.
Preach the Gospel . . . and when necessary smash guitars.
Man! I Can't wait for the liturgical dance seminar.
"So I jumped on stage, grabed his guitar and said, No more Yahweh, I Know you are near!"
Okay, the Brothers are here, now where's the Sisters?
--scene of the little known spinoff from the Mammas & the Pappas...
D'ya think my "unplugged" rendition of Losing My Religion in the second set was too over the top?
or,
The producer tells me we're opening for Industrial Monk tonight.
Awright, IC, are you messing with the word verifications again? This time I got "missill."
Behind the Music Presents: The Clones of Dr. Monkenstein!
"we all deserve another chants"
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