Thursday, October 16, 2008

Truth Is Stranger #86: Taste And See That The Lord Is Candy

Just in time for school fundraisers and Halloween! The "Confections with a Mission": "O Sweet Jesus" candy (from a now defunct website. sniff)

"The Divine Taste of Scripture in Every Bite". I'll bet it's exactly like Ezekiel eating the lamentations of the Lord and saying they tasted like honey to the mouth.

So picture this Halloween:
Trick or Treat!
--Hey kids. Cute outfits. Here ya go.
(They rip open candy) Hey, this says...if your right hand causes you to sin, chop it off and throw it into the fires of Gehenna! Cool! Great caramel taste, too!


Tim said...

Andrew: "Hey Peter, what did you get?"

Peter: "I got a rock."

Andrew: "??"

Peter: "Oh, and some keys."

Jeff Miller said...

I was always partial to the Immaculate Confection.

CMinor said...

I kinda like Testamints.
We have neighbors who put tracts in the Trick-or-Treat bag.

MightyMom said..., I never read the labels.