Picture source. Other winners.UPDATE! We have winners!
Bismuth:
Come down, O meat divine,
seek thou this grill of mine,
and visit it with thine own ardor glowing
Mighty Mom:
Faaaaaaaallllllllllllllll on your kneeeeeeeeeessssssss
and sssmmmmeeeeeeellllll the yummy vapors
Oh Meeeeeaaatttttt Divineeeeeeeee....
oh meat......that I just love.............................................
8 the midrash:
Holy Cow! Our pork, fowl, and lamb are pretty good, too.
O Holy Filet
with steak sauce oh so Yuuuuuuuu-my
it is the taste
of the cow at it's best.
The hockey puk
So tender and so juicy
The bacon wrap that sits untouched too long
Faaaaaaaallllllllllllllll on your kneeeeeeeeeessssssss
and sssmmmmeeeeeeellllll the yummy vapors
Oh Meeeeeaaatttttt Divineeeeeeeee....
oh meat......that I just love.............................................
(I confess to having heard a few too many Christmas Carols already..)
Come down, O meat divine,
seek thou this grill of mine,
and visit it with thine own ardor glowing
(best part is, I only had to change two words!)
vegetables, not so much.
(If God had wanted us to be vegetarians he wouldn't have made cows out of steak and pigs out of ham and bacon. I'm just saying.)
Wow, very funny, especially Mighty Mom
Yeah Bismuth!
If your spirits are willing, but your flesh weak, we can fix you up at MEAT DIVINE.
Surely its kosher.
I'll pass. I'm in the mood for deviled ham.
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