Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Caption Contest #67

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UPDATE! We have a winner:
Allen: Beware of revival burns and loud hallelujahs, and shrapnel from--well, just shrapnel.

12 comments:

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

Wow, she really got into NaPraGoMo!

Bismuth said...

One... two... five!

The Ironic Catholic said...

Scott--as they say, LOL!

Rev. David Garrett said...

"Please remain behind the barrier until the explosion has ended and the horn sounds 'all clear'."

LarryD said...

Homeland Security unveils it's covert plan to ensnare Islamic terrorists.

jenniferfitz said...

Sword of the Spirit, Gunpowder of the Spirit -- Ephesians 6:17 moves into the, er, second millennium anyway.

Paul Cat said...

Also not appearing in this film: faith Fusion.

CMinor said...

Faith is bustin' out all over!

One of our local pentecostal churches holds "Healing Explosions." Sort of like a regular explosion in reverse, I guess.

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

Moments into Christmas Mass, the church maintenance man realized that that storing the incense next to the gun powder was a mistake...

Allen's Brain said...

Beware of revival burns and loud hallelujahs, and shrapnel from--well, just shrapnel.

Tim said...

This term, along with others (a few sampled below) come from the Christian Soldiers' Glossary of Terms.

Spiritual Explosion - Extreme and massive release of spiritual energy by the Holy Spirit, usually caused by the use of Weapons of Mass Deliverance (WMDs).

IPDs - Improvised Prayer Devices. Can be anything, i.e. a rosary made from available materials to two hands clasped together.

Search and Repent - Examination of conscience and confession.

Allen's Brain said...

Wow! I'm honored! I really like Tim's and Intrepid's!