Monday, December 29, 2008

Top Ten "Truth Is Stranger..." Moments of 2008

  1. O Angel Raphael, I really, really need a date.
  2. I accept Jesus as my personal savior for the gas coupons.
  3. Pastor: Fantasize being buried alive at your local church to relieve stress.
  4. Womenpriests caused my speeding ticket.
  5. Welcome our extraterrestrial brothers and sisters in Christ!
  6. Pilots lose fuel, pray, land next to Jesus sign.
  7. The Heavy Metal Capuchin Monk.
  8. "Miss Sister 2008".
  9. Sing those "Funky Bible Proverbs".
  10. The Signs of the Beast are not only recognized, they are getting stolen.
Oh, and Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary in Peru, Dec 25, 2008. (Which is a category by itself, really.)

As Tiny Tim said, God bless us, every one.


Theocoid said...

I thought Tiny Tim exhorted us to tiptoe through the tulips?

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

I am disappointed that the mega-church sex marathon didn't make the year end list!

The Ironic Catholic said...

Dcn Scott--there's no accounting for tastes....

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

Just call me a sophisticate.