Thursday, January 15, 2009

Caption Contest #69


UPDATE!  We have winners!  (and this was a close contest)

Dave-- Have it Yahweh

Jeff Miller: Only hoping that when they give Communion they don't say "Do you want fries with that."

LarryD...but if you "want to have it your way", please go to the megachurch three blocks down.

19 comments:

MightyMom said...

THANKS, now I'm hungry!

LarryD said...

...but if you "want to have it your way", please go to the megachurch three blocks down.

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

Bigger King, who is good for your heart!

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on Manna sent down from Heaven...God help us!

CMinor said...

Somebody at the Outreach committee needs to be busted back to sexton. That is so wrong.

My half-hearted attempt:

"We cater to Cafeteria Catholics"

Though I'm holding out hope it's an Episcopal parish.

CMinor said...

Check that--I just noticed the "uk" in the website.

Anglican, I mean.

Bro. Dave said...

...and as quickly as he was hired, the hip, new director of parish communications was let go -- citing irecconcilable theological differences.

Ladybug said...

Best eatin' in town, up and down, all around...oh, wait, that's Hardee's isn't it?

Jeff Miller said...

Only hoping that when they give Communion they don't say "Do you want fries with that."

At least it is an Anglican church.

biteofpunkinpie said...

... turns out you really can have it your way...

or

for lent...

"Where's the Beef?!?!"

DMinor said...

fouralltruegospels
specialgrace
sevensacraments
pointingto
thetrinityGod

or

Special homily today from the "golden Arch" bishop.

Dave said...

"Have it Yahweh"

Intrepid Mother of the Front Pew Crew said...

Jeff, DMinor, and Dave: You had us laughing out loud!

Tim said...

Talk about a crummy church sign!

(and don't they mean "Biggest King"?)

Ladybug said...

I think Dave wins the contest!

The Ironic Catholic said...

I must admit, I almost didn't post this thinking that there wasn't that much to work with (the sign said it all). But I've been rolling with these. Thanks!

Athanasius contra mundum said...

999,999,999 served body and soul

Jonathan Snift said...

Because the church of the living God can only be HELPED by the comparison to the #2 purveyor of artery-clogging, death-inducing, capitalist edible foodstuff.

Deacon Pat said...

Great post..... I died laughing.

Blessings!