Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Theological Joke of the Day

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
("Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.")

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar... 'She said she had an ax and two 38s!'

(Thanks, Mom.)


Colleen said...

I enjoy your sense of humor.
I have a gift for you on my site. Enjoy!

Megs said...

My grandpa (a Deacon) used to tell me jokes like this! :)

Whimsy said...

"Immanuel doesn't pun; he Kant." — Oscar Wilde