Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Pathetic Yankee Attempts To Have Fun On Fat Tuesday

These practices do not cut it:
  • Having an all-you-can-eat Ragu Spaghetti dinner in the Church hall on Tuesday night, followed by the distribution of ashes.
  • Making a King Cake with no plastic bauble inside, to prevent the possibility of choking.
  • Wearing one string of beads, and feeling very self-conscious about it.
  • Singing "When The Sinners Go Marching In."
  • Spend the whole day trying to figure out what is the best thing to give up this Lent.
  • Not breaking your diet.
  • Stepping up the tempo, and calling your health walk around the gym track a parade.
  • Ordering Krispy Kremes and calling them beignets.
  • Going to Subway and ordering a Po'Boy to play with employees' minds.
  • Stocking up on your favorite hangover remedy ahead of time.

4 comments:

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

Oh, great! What I am supposed to do now, at this late hour?

Galactic Catholic said...

That is so funny, and I can tell ya, Wal-mart king cake doesn't compare to Krispy Kremes!

opey124 said...

LOL!
the partying in New Orleans is over rated (or should that be under? Should be R rated in some places)

CMinor said...

Krispy Kremes! Darn! I knew I'd forgotten something!