If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"This is the last time I listen to a talking Bush.""Let my people go... to the Circle K.""Executives at Shell thought that buying oil from Egypt was a good idea. They thought wrong.""The center gas pumps are out of order! Moses, can you do something about directing the sea of cars to the outer lanes?"
Tired of traffic jams?Police too busy to help?Call Moses!
lol @ "let my people go...to circle k" :)i think moses is telling the oil companies they will enter the station 'over my dead body'
"I tell, ya, Jeremiah, I saved thiiiiiiiis much mula by gettin' one of them Smart Cars. And while I'm not claimin' to know anything, the next forty years the economy might be a bit rough, so..."
Moses collects more than seaShells by the seashore
Me: Moses, how much money will it cost for a gallon of gas this summer.Moses: This much!
The Lord answered Moses, "Go...holding in your hand, as you go, the staff...strike the asphalt, and the petrol will flow from it for the people to tank up."(Moses woulda been handy around here after the hurricanes last fall.)
Thou shalt not put the Lord thy God to the hi-test.
"But, Lord, didn't you say 'Thou Shell lead my people'?"
Forty years in the wilderness and not one damn drop of oil. Milk and honey is a rip-off!
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