Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Caption Contest #73

UPDATE!  We have a winner!

Allen's Brain: "Let my people go... to the Circle K."


Allen's Brain said...

"This is the last time I listen to a talking Bush."

"Let my people go... to the Circle K."

"Executives at Shell thought that buying oil from Egypt was a good idea. They thought wrong."

"The center gas pumps are out of order! Moses, can you do something about directing the sea of cars to the outer lanes?"

The Ironic Catholic said...

Tired of traffic jams?
Police too busy to help?

Call Moses!

tamtam said...

lol @ "let my people go...to circle k" :)

i think moses is telling the oil companies they will enter the station 'over my dead body'

thecapitall said...

"I tell, ya, Jeremiah, I saved thiiiiiiiis much mula by gettin' one of them Smart Cars. And while I'm not claimin' to know anything, the next forty years the economy might be a bit rough, so..."

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Moses collects more than seaShells by the seashore

Helen said...

Me: Moses, how much money will it cost for a gallon of gas this summer.
Moses: This much!

CMinor said...

The Lord answered Moses,
"Go...holding in your hand, as you go, the staff...strike the asphalt, and the petrol will flow from it for the people to tank up."

(Moses woulda been handy around here after the hurricanes last fall.)

DMinor said...

Thou shalt not put the Lord thy God to the hi-test.

LarryD said...

"But, Lord, didn't you say 'Thou Shell lead my people'?"

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

Forty years in the wilderness and not one damn drop of oil. Milk and honey is a rip-off!