A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Trappist monk were stranded on a deserted island. While foraging for food, they found an Aladdin's lamp. Rubbing it a genie appeared and said, "Usually the person who found me gets three wishes, but because three people found me, you get one wish each."
The Jesuit wished to teach in a great university. POUF -- he was gone!
The Dominican wished to preach in a grand cathedral. POUF -- gone!
The Trappist said, "Well, ... er ... ah... I just got my wish, already."
(Thanks to Michael Liccione on fb)