Thursday, May 28, 2009

A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Trappist...

A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Trappist monk were stranded on a deserted island. While foraging for food, they found an Aladdin's lamp. Rubbing it a genie appeared and said, "Usually the person who found me gets three wishes, but because three people found me, you get one wish each."

The Jesuit wished to teach in a great university. POUF -- he was gone!

The Dominican wished to preach in a grand cathedral. POUF -- gone!

The Trappist said, "Well, ... er ... ah... I just got my wish, already."

(Thanks to Michael Liccione on fb)

1 comment:

PandaRosa said...

I keep thinking about the similar joke that has the third guy, blond of course, saying, "Gee, I'm gonna be lonely here. I wish my friends would come back."
Is it a sin to love dumb jokes?