Monday, June 08, 2009

Gd Txt 10 C

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?

Thoughtfully sent by Frankly, My Dear....

Originally found at McSweeney's.


LarryD said...

Chuckling here - and I'm linking to it. Thanks!

Kristen said...

The Prots and the Catholics have differing views on the ordering of the commandments. Catholic version rolls "no idols" into "no Gods before me", but breaks out the covets at the end into dont covet neightbors wife and don't covet neighbors goods. The txt version you have there has the Prot version.

Not that, ultimately, it matters. Same list. You prolly knew that anyway.

CT said...

LOL!!!! you had me guffafing with laughter, and squinting till I could understand just what the heck the word was... funy!!!! I've been reading the TOP 100 IRONIC and I love them!!!!