Monday, June 22, 2009

Repeat #7: Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People? An abysmally cute kitten responds.

First found here.


Why do bad things happen to good people?

Abysmally Cute Kitten (or ACK): Probably because they don't buy an "Adorable Kittens" calendar every year to brighten their kitchen.

ACK: ...or maybe they let the litter box go for a week. Karma's a wicked mistress, friends.

ACK: Dear Father in Heaven, why does she spin into the theological stratosphere when all I want is my Tender Vittles?

ACK: I might answer that if I hadn't shredded Kushner's book in a purple freaky catnip induced haze.

ACK: You know, even Job's wife fed their cat.

ACK: Read some Leibniz, you idiot.

ACK: A time to live, a time to die, a time to reap, a time to sow. Turn, turn, turn already. Now it's a time to feed the cat, woman.

ACK: See that big black box with an On button? Take to someone who cares. Oprah's on Channel 2.

ACK: I don't know, but if you don't rub me soon, I'll deviously attack your leg while you sleep like a tuna-scented mouse. Then you'll find out.

ACK: Be Socratic and ask Allen. It was his question in the first place.

1 comment:

CMinor said...

Unfortunately the link to Allen's Brain doesn't take you to the kitten question anymore. Nonetheless, the stopsign exegesis was enlightening.