If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Does this by any chance belong to that youth minister two posts down?
The answer to the question "What would Jesus drive?" shocked both ecological and aesthetic norms.
Which games does He "got"? Monopoly, Password? Chess?
Why would "vroom, vroom!" surprise you, saith the Lord?
"Hey gang, let's head back to the Sacred Mystery Machine!""Roh Kay, Shaggy!"
The itch of adventure... God haz it!
The fine print on the tail gate actually reads:My other ride is an ass, a colt the foal of an ass.
Game: it's better than having swine flu.
This is all wrong. Everyone knows that Jesus drove an Accord. As it said in the New Testament that Jesus and His disciples well all in accord with each other.
Oh, come on, Paul Cat--have you ever met a carpenter who didn't drive a pickup?
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