Wednesday, July 01, 2009

The Future of the Church: Theological Bloopers

From the laptops of Professor Tom Beaudoin's theology students, published on the America blog.

I'm inspired to start collecting mine. I've had some whoppers, but not quite in this league:

On Faith and Relationships

My girlfriend is my most coveted possession. Our love is similar to that shared by Adam and Eve during the reading of the creation story. I believe that God gave sex for humans to use in the pretext of marriage.

Read the rest....

1 comment:

CMinor said...

Oooohhh, that snippet begs for a Mark Sanford reference!

On a serious note, how does one join the dessert ascetics? I'd consider subscribing to sola feta if there were some phyllo pastry to go with.

Forwarding this one to my aspiring theologian.