Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Caption Contest #78



UPDATE! We have a winner:
Dave: Competition for the position of Mother Superior was especially fierce this election, with many sisters jockeying for position.

20 comments:

RJW said...

Cash for clunkers was about to become a holy mess!

Kiwi Nomad 2008 said...

Do you think the Reverend Mother will notice that we raided her secret supply of dimes?

Steve T. said...

When Nuns Go Bad.

Ray from MN said...

The Council of Major Superiors of Women Religious, though yet small in numbers, have a motorized strike force to deal with the aged and shuffling Leadership Conference of Women Religious.

Ashley Siferd said...

RJW, that was brilliant. I love it.

Bro. Dave said...

With nothing to confess this week, the sisters went out on the town...

Purple Hawaiian Catholic said...

The nuns reported missing from Our Lady of the Angels convent turned up this week at the County Fair. They have been safely returned to their convent. The chaplain for the sisters was unavailable for comment.

In unrelated news, vocations are up 50% this week...

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

To the Tune "Girls with Guitars"
Nuns in bumper cars
beware where they are
Nuns in bumper cars
they can't go very far

LarryD said...

Headline: "Sister Missed Her, But Wimple Crimpled"

ms said...

As a result of global warming and the resulting loss of ice floes, the penguins have been forced to drive.

Roz said...

The deaf hear and the dumb speak . . . and now the blind can drive.

Shark Bait said...

Holy Rollers!!!

CMinor said...

LarryD,

I'll be snickering about that one all day!

Allen's Brain said...

Tired of scrubbing the floors on her knees, Sister Mary Go'round rented a dozen mini-zambonis.

Dave said...

a few possibilities:

S'ter Crazy!

I'll get you yet--you bold, brazen article!

Competition for the position of Mother Superior was especially fierce this election, with many sisters jockeying for position.

The driver's test went smoothly until the sisters were pulled over by a state trooper:
"License?"
"None."
"Registration?"
"None."
"Occupation?"
"Nun."

Panda Rosa said...

Nuns in bumper cars... be afraid, be very afraid.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

They've decided to make a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, but as they couldn't find enough crows they went with penguins.

christine said...

Cloistered Driving School: this explains SO MUCH about the nuns on the interstate.

DMinor said...

During the summer, when the carnival came around, the sisters taught another kind of lesson . . . .

Paul Cat said...

The missing 3 and 3/4 level of Heaven that got edited out of Dante's final version of Heaven.