If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Cash for clunkers was about to become a holy mess!
Do you think the Reverend Mother will notice that we raided her secret supply of dimes?
When Nuns Go Bad.
The Council of Major Superiors of Women Religious, though yet small in numbers, have a motorized strike force to deal with the aged and shuffling Leadership Conference of Women Religious.
RJW, that was brilliant. I love it.
With nothing to confess this week, the sisters went out on the town...
The nuns reported missing from Our Lady of the Angels convent turned up this week at the County Fair. They have been safely returned to their convent. The chaplain for the sisters was unavailable for comment.In unrelated news, vocations are up 50% this week...
To the Tune "Girls with Guitars"Nuns in bumper carsbeware where they areNuns in bumper carsthey can't go very far
Headline: "Sister Missed Her, But Wimple Crimpled"
As a result of global warming and the resulting loss of ice floes, the penguins have been forced to drive.
The deaf hear and the dumb speak . . . and now the blind can drive.
LarryD,I'll be snickering about that one all day!
Tired of scrubbing the floors on her knees, Sister Mary Go'round rented a dozen mini-zambonis.
a few possibilities:S'ter Crazy!I'll get you yet--you bold, brazen article!Competition for the position of Mother Superior was especially fierce this election, with many sisters jockeying for position.The driver's test went smoothly until the sisters were pulled over by a state trooper: "License?" "None." "Registration?" "None." "Occupation?" "Nun."
Nuns in bumper cars... be afraid, be very afraid.
They've decided to make a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, but as they couldn't find enough crows they went with penguins.
Cloistered Driving School: this explains SO MUCH about the nuns on the interstate.
During the summer, when the carnival came around, the sisters taught another kind of lesson . . . .
The missing 3 and 3/4 level of Heaven that got edited out of Dante's final version of Heaven.
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