Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Caption Contest #79



UPDATE! We have a winner!
Christine: "Eternal Damnation: The Ultimate Tag and Tow"


14 comments:

christine said...

" Eternal Damnation: the Ultimate Tow
"

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

"Out, Out [of my] damn [parking] spot". What Shakespeare actually meant to write

CT said...

Oh sorry! I'm laughing so hard I cannot think of a proper caption! LOL!

"ye be dammed, ye spot hog!"

Roz said...

"Not Blessed" . . . you know what that means. Kiss goodbye to the bingo trophy.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Anyone figure how to park more than 1 pastor in this spot? (I think they meant "Pastor's")

WillyJ said...

generous donors exempted

LarryD said...

"As the bishop pulled into the parking lot, he saw and sign and thought to himself, "Oh reaallllly?"

Tim said...

Sorry Pastor, but if it's a choice between not being blessed or having my car keyed in the convent parking lot then I'm parking here!

DMinor said...

Taken from the Anti-Beatitudes, found only in the most apocryphal gospel.

Helen said...

It's just a good think for Jesus that he is used to walking everywhere...

CMinor said...

Arch,
It looks like there's an apostrophe there, but it's very faded.

Unless it's a smudge on my screen.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

CMinor, there IS something there, but I can't tell if it's a painted over apostrophe, an artifact of the sign's mounting (there is a similar marking before the "P") or just blemishes from being exposed dirty hands, the elements, kids, lousy driver....

PaperSmyth said...

"I will bless those who bless you and curse those who park in your space."

Michael said...

I'm appalled at the horrible font selection. Yes, I'm a nerd.