If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Christ is always coming. Look busy. :)
LOL.I guess they can just say that the Apostles thought that the second coming would be in THEIR lifetime!Blessings
Jesus Coming Soon - to a theater near you.
"Soon" could be a week could be a million years, that's what's so great about the word soon, it's what you tell your kids when you're blowing them off.
There's a cute bit in Adams' "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" where a Messiah figure shows up just before the final seconds, claiming "Sorry I'm late!" Now someone's going mention how men never ask for directions, and in interest of equal time, how women always take forever to get ready.
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