(Picture right: That ain't the Holy Spirit, folks.)Deuteronomy: "I fought the Law, and the Law won." Altogether now!
Jeremiah: Stop it, Judah! Stop it! STOP IT! (gnashing of teeth) Told you.
Hosea: Go-Go Gomer the Good Time Girl? G_d, have You lost it? Apparently, yes.
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p.s. kudos to my favorite reader-submitted one so far:
Roz: Psalms: You are wonderful, alleluia. I am scum, alleluia anyway. I'm in trouble, help me. You helped me and the wicked rot. Alleluia.
3 the midrash:
As long as I Fought the Law and the Law Won is the Clash version, I'm cool with it!
This is hilarious...I love it!
Ruth:
Boaz is hot. Think I’ll uncover his feet. Merriment – and marryment – ensues.
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