Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Twitter-Bible, Part II

(Picture right: That ain't the Holy Spirit, folks.)

Deuteronomy: "I fought the Law, and the Law won." Altogether now!

Jeremiah: Stop it, Judah! Stop it! STOP IT! (gnashing of teeth) Told you.

Hosea: Go-Go Gomer the Good Time Girl? G_d, have You lost it? Apparently, yes.

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(Just got back from retreating. More later. Thanks for starting this, sic!)

p.s. kudos to my favorite reader-submitted one so far:

Roz: Psalms: You are wonderful, alleluia. I am scum, alleluia anyway. I'm in trouble, help me. You helped me and the wicked rot. Alleluia.

3 comments:

Dcn Scott Dodge said...

As long as I Fought the Law and the Law Won is the Clash version, I'm cool with it!

RAKSTAR said...

This is hilarious...I love it!

etherealyric said...

Ruth:
Boaz is hot. Think I’ll uncover his feet. Merriment – and marryment – ensues.