Introducing the new Ecstatic Meal, served only on Sundays, with McHostBurger and grape soda! For a limited time, you can get the E-Meal for half price with proof that you didn't attend church that morning. ----- Well, that's all very nice, but we're still not going to replace the consecrated bread with french fries!
verification: smsin, abbreviation for "small sin"? A commentary on my post?
Picture source (with the real explanation behind the picture).
15 the midrash:
"Lord, I could use a break today. . . ."
God Bless Mayor McCheese, Grimace, Hamburglar, and all the Fry Kids.
Lord, deliver us from the Big Mac, the Angus Burger, and all our nutritional sins!
EVERY knee shall bow. . .
Thank you for the food we eat,
Thank you for the world so sweet,
Thank you for the birds that sing,
Many McThanks God for everything.
Two all beef patties, special prayers, lettuce pray, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
Do you want grace with that?
Heaven... Way over a billion served
I knew it! Part of the Fast Food Conspiracy.
I'm (Unconditionally) Lovin' You. (jingle: Bah dah dut dut dah.)
Would you like salvation with that?
Ronald introduces the newest menu item: Pan de Vida.
Introducing the new Ecstatic Meal, served only on Sundays, with McHostBurger and grape soda! For a limited time, you can get the E-Meal for half price with proof that you didn't attend church that morning.
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Well, that's all very nice, but we're still not going to replace the consecrated bread with french fries!
verification: smsin, abbreviation for "small sin"? A commentary on my post?
And Lord, bless it all to someone else's body! Amen!
A close up shot taken during the yearly Clown Mass.
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