What name do you give this child?
(The name of the child.)
Name? You want us to think of a name too, for cripe's sake? Don't you do anything for us anymore?
Actually, we haven't decided that yet. It's between two names. Can we have the congregation vote on it?
We were thinking John, but only if we can call him "Dreegloody" instead. We assume that's OK.
What do you ask of God's Church for this child?
ACCEPTABLE ANSWER: Baptism.
That cool candle and white bib thingy with a cross on it.
Make him pope by the time he's 18.
A 60% discount on Penance and Eucharist, given the state of the economy and all.
We'd like him to be quarterback at Notre Dame, actually.
A lifetime supply of free bulletins.
Do you fully realize what you are undertaking?
ACCEPTABLE ANSWER: We do.
Good gravy, no!
Of course not. That's why we chose kick-butt godparents.
Sorta kinda maybe.
No. But as long as we're here, couldn't you dip him anyway?
Undertaking? Are we at a funeral?
(Laughing maniacally) Suuuuure we do.
Don't try this at home.