If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Thanks to new technology, God was able to facilitate the descent of his creations to earth. "Just touch my finger here and you're good to go!"
always help out those elderly folks who can't quite reach the elevator button...you never know who they may be
Good boys & girls go up, bad ones go down.
Cathy thought, "Faith alone, Ha! I still have to press the button!"
So, are you going up or going down?
Maybe I'll just take the stairs.
Here, let me get that for ya...
Ellie always felt as though she'd been waiting for the elevator since the beginning of time.
Excuse me, ma'am, but to do this scene correctly, you have to get undressed first.-----"Pulleth my finger."-----I prefer to take the Stairway to Heaven.
"Due to recent economic cutbacks, the angels were forced to turn in their wings and use a less expensive mode of transportation.""Recent archaeological digs confirm the the rumored text from St. Fred Elevatiorus, rumored to be St. John Climacus' brother, titled 'The Divine Elevator of Ascent.'"
Jacob's Ladder--another victim of technology.
...And He shall raise us up...
Due to recent economic troubles, God was forced to sell the pearly gates, fire St. Peter, and take over the job himself.
Think twice before you choose up or down!
Can't...quite...reach...the button. Please...help!
On the eighth day He created the elevator
I don't have a caption. I just want to know where this elevator is.
Roz--I think in Japan.
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