If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Apparently Ferdinand the Bull has developed an aberrant "fondness" for late model sedans and sub-compacts.
I know my sheep, and my sheep know me. But I make no promises about your mini-van.
Because every Sunday here is the Blessing of Animals Sunday!Golden Calves also in danger.STOP PARKING IN THE LIVE NATIVITY!
During baseball season parishioners are delegated to the outfield.
After last years live nativity scene embarrassment, the legal department decided it should post a warning.
CAUTION: TOW-AWAY IN A MANGER ZONE"The cattle are towing..."
Dave said,"The cattle are towing..."Ha!
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