If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
The REAL Double Down: The Colonel and The King.
Yes Chicken is meat, and you are not suppose to eat it on Fridays. Offer a Fish burger like Micky D's and the King.Steven
"Sorry, Colonel. If I multiply loaves for you, I have to do it for everybody."
ps - I like the new layout!
Starbucks had scored the ultimate celebrity product placement. But the Colonel realized there was still a chance for KFC to become the official *food* sponsor for the Second Coming . . .
The King of Kings convinces the Colonel to serve fish on Fridays after promising to provide the wine, white of course.
"Finger lickin' God"
Well, Colonel, the 7 herbs and spices are overkill. Kosher only allows for salt on the chicken.
I'm sorry, but Michael doesn't need any more colonels in his army.
In order to preserve his image, Jesus decided to wear shades as a disguise when meeting with the Colonel. (And I also like the new layout.)
"This chicken is heavenly good! I had to check for myself, but I don't want to lure the paparazzi..."
God and Colonel Sanders walked into a bar...
"Sorry Colonel,I can walk on water,I can cure the sick,I can even raise the dead...but I can't make your chicken taste good."(apologies to KFC fans)
"My Lord and my God..."
Southern Crispy Fried Catholic or Original Recipe.
The Last Lunch.
Colonel, I wanted to get together with you to discuss cholesterol and trans fats. Peter's saying folks are having problems passing through the narrow gate...
"Boy, If you are the Son of God, turn these here stones into drumsticks."
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