Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Caption Contest #87



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Update! We have winners (and great entries!):
Paul Cat: On his second coming Jesus opted for window washing instead of carpentry.
Allen: Hey! [tap-tap-tap!] Stop looking at that porn site!
~or, contrariwise~

Hey! [tap-tap-tap!] Can you scoot to the left a little? I wanna read today's "Ironic Catholic" post! Wha? Oh, never mind. That's just "It Came From Allen's Brain!"

Rita: Lord, help my UN belief.

25 comments:

Helen said...

Behold, I stand at the window and knock. If any hear my voice and open the window, I shall refrain from knocking this structure down...

Dorian Speed said...

No, I am not a Land Shark.

Tim said...

Come on out AC* and let's get this over with...Look, I know you're in there AC. I can hear you giggling!


*Anti-Christ

Athanasius contra mundum said...

knock, knock
"Housekeeping?"

Auroramike71 said...

"You are here"... where in my creation is Old Navy?

LarryD said...

"Hello? U N there? Anyone in there?"

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Ah, the 1st in a long line of dominoes...

Allen's Brain said...

Hey! [tap-tap-tap!] Stop looking at that porn site!

~or, contrariwise~

Hey! [tap-tap-tap!] Can you scoot to the left a little? I wanna read today's "Ironic Catholic" post! Wha? Oh, never mind. That's just "It Came From Allen's Brain!"

Rita said...

Lord, help my U N belief.

Mack said...

To play off of what ArchAngel's Advocate said...

"Hey, why didn't the last domino fall?"

Steve T. said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who.
Jesus who's gonna knock your building over.

Shark Bait said...

Can you let me in? I gave my keys to Peter.

Shark Bait said...

Dad says can we borrow some sugar, please.

s-p said...

Knock knock.... Why, as a matter of fact I Am Jehovah's witness.....

Abhishek Duggal said...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? How many do you know?

Shark Bait said...

Let me in. I'm freezing my feet off out here.

Panda Rosa said...

Aha! So Oral Roberts wasn't lying when he says he saw a 900 foot tall Jesus! What more proof do we need?

DMinor said...

It shall come that I will gather all nations . . . and they shall come and see My glory, especially if they are on about the 37th floor.

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cminor said...

Actually, Abishek, depending on where you live you might know quite a few. But chances are they'd pronounce it Haysoose!

(Not a submission, obviously.)

Anonymous said...

tap..tap..tap. Kofi Anan! I know you're in there. Now come out here and fight like a man!

Timothy said...

Thou Has Missed a Spot...

Paul Cat said...

"Unknown to many Christians the Greek word for 'door' is most accurately translated as 'window on a building that reaches the heavens.'"

or

On his second coming Jesus opted for window washing instead of carpentry.

or

Jesus instructs Godzilla on how to be more polite when looking for his lost children.

Dave said...

"Need some help?"

Member24 said...

A cool story! http://relijournal.com/christianity/a-visit-to-the-vatican/