If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
"Look, you can make me Employee of the Year, Carl, but I'm still not changing the soda into beer for the employee Christmas party!"
I wonder who beat Him last month?
Not surprisingly, His mother had higher aspirations for him.
With the economy being what it is, the Alpha & the Omega had to take a 2nd job...
It's not difficult to make Employee of the Month when your only competition is Elijah. He never shows up for work.
The management was blown away by His deft work with two patties and five buns when three busloads of students from the All-State Marching Band Finals stopped off for dinner at the same time.Had to make a correction from the previous, but I got a fun word verification there:nestfuls
"Have it His Way"
'bout time he got the recognition he deserves!
I don't anything to top what's already been said. Those are too good! :D
The manager was especially pleased, because since hiring Jesus, he never had an employee miss time due to illness.
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