Thursday, December 16, 2010

Caption Contest #94


(From my parish, right after the Great Minnesota Blizzard of 2010.)

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have winners!
Br. Vito: With the unusual blizzard and the collapse of Viking Stadium, mariologists from the Green Bay diocese are calling the phenomenon "divine justice" and tangible proof that Mary is a Packer fan.

and Roz: "I always wondered what 'pure as the driven snow' meant."

and Tim:
Those who are a drift seek comfort in Mary.

19 comments:

Donna - What's Past is Prologue said...

Our Lady of Apathy, patron saint of winter.

Helen said...

The Novena to Our Lady of the Snows should have ended a day or two sooner...

Greg Friedman said...

When I told the Pope OK to the title, "Our Lady of the Snows," this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Jesus: "All ready! Who gave My Mother a snow job?"

Roz said...

"I always wondered what 'pure as the driven snow' meant."

Brother Vito, OFMCap said...

With the unusual blizzard and the collapse of Viking Stadium, mariologists from the Green Bay diocese are calling the phenomenon "divine justice" and tangible proof that Mary is a Packer fan.

Auroramike71 said...

My shovel runneth over...

Panda Rosa said...

"What a world, what a world! I'm melting! I'm melting--oh wait, that can't be right, I'm in the middle of a snowdrift."
(couldn't resist)

GirlCanChant said...

A little help here, please!

Paul Cat said...

Tell Martin Luther I found his snow.

The Ironic Catholic said...

Paul, what are you saying about my parish? ;)

Athanasius contra mundum said...

Our Lady of the Snows, pray for us that we may not undergo Global Warming.

Dave said...

Snow? I thought the weatherman predicted hail, Mary.

Tim said...
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Tim said...

Those who are a drift seek comfort in Mary.

Philomena Ewing said...

If this is the state of Mary, God help Joseph and the poor donkey, never mind the baby.
Madre mia !!

Dave said...

I can't believe that I missed the obvious:

"Virgin Snow"

DMinor said...

Patroness of Minnesota? The half-buried God-bearer.

Chris Weber said...

i know i'm way late on this, but couldn't resist: "feh, you tink you got it rough... my son's mr. god from true god, light from true light, and he still can't find time to shovel the walk for his mother. oy vey."