Tuesday, December 14, 2010

End of semester Joke

An oldy but goody.

The Top Ten Ways The Bible Would Be Different If It Were Written By College Students

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning cold.

9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced and written in a large font.

8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to abuse @ romans.gov .

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshman.

1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put if off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.


Dave said...

St. John was a freshman at Patmos U., pledging Alpha Omega fraternity. He wrote Revelation after getting into some bad weed at a rush party. "There was this lamb, dude, and it had seven eyes! It was freakin' awesome!"

Panda Rosa said...

That forbidden fruit one is cute, also the Cain & Abel as roommates.