Chic: "Sometimes, I just wish I could kick the devil in the face."
Me: "Well, son, I think you really ought to let God take care of that. You stay away from evil and trust in God."
Chic: "You mean let God kick the devil in the face?"
Me: "Yes, basically."
Chic: "Yeah, but, it would be so much more satisfying if I could do it."
There, my friends, is the essence of temptation in a nutshell.