If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
I should be on the inside... in holy water!
Who let the liturgists loose on baptisteries?
I will sprinkle clean water upon you to cleanse you from all your impurities... and if that doesn't work I will pull out the loofah and really get to work!
ICHTHUS = Iesus CHristos THeou Uios "Showeros"?
Taking the phrase Cleanliness is next to Godliness just a bit too literally.
Cleansed in Baptism once!Cleansed for our neighbor regularly!
"Pray constantly" looks a little bit different in the shower, that's all.
"Ignore the man behind the curtain"... (at your own peril, of course!)
Before dinner, soon after washing up, Myron was sure he was in a Christian house, but he wasn't sure why he felt that way.
"Oh Lord, shower your people with graces.""Kill two birds with one stone: cleanse your soul and cleanse your body.""St. Luke's shows off the latest trend in baptistery decor."
"I shall wash thee whiter than snow."Duh.
Face this direction for optimal efficiency.
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