Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Bad Christian Joke Week: #2

There was a man who wanted to know how much one million dollars worth to God. One day, he came before God and asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God then replied, "IT'S WORTH ONE PENNY TO ME." Then the man asked, "God, How long is one million years to you?" God then replied, "IT IS ONE SECOND TO ME." Then the man thought he would try his luck and prayed, "God can I have one penny?" and God replied, "JUST A SECOND."


Panda Rosa said...

Old old joke, heard it before, but still worth another listen.
Jesus would HAVE to have a sense of humor into order to live among us mortals.

udaya210 said...

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