Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Caption Contest #102

Sermon on the MOUND

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have winners! (Great entries, everyone!)
  • Joel: "The Sermon on the Mound."
  • Patrick: "Jesus the Nazarean comes in for the save."
  • Dave: "and they came to Him, and He healed them all: the lame, the blind, the lepers, the Cubs fans..."

15 comments:

Rob said...

I said, "Ump, you're blind as a bat and I ain't healing ya!"

Stephen Taylor said...

You blew that game! Wear your uniforms. I will not smite you, that's not what I do, but your next two games may be rain outs.

Joel B. said...

The sermon on the mound.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Any other base you may steal, but thou shall NOT steal 1st!

Andrew said...

I got it!

SherryTex said...

Okay, for the last time, Who's on first, what's on second and I don't know is third base.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Sherry, you're not old enough to remember this:

The Ironic Catholic said...

I don't care if we're playing the Angels, you squash them like bugs.

The Ironic Catholic said...

Matthew's Sermon on the Mound was less exciting than Luke's Sermon on the Playin'.

Dave said...

"and they came to Him, and He healed them all: the lame, the blind, the lepers, the Cubs fans..."

Jenn said...

The reason for their being angels in the outfield.

Patrick said...

"Jesus the Nazarean comes in for the save."

SherryTex said...

Okay, I'll explain this once more, the infield fly rule...

Paul Cat said...

"Whose on first. What's on second. I know is on third."

or

"Blessed are the grounds keepers, for they shall inherit the field."

or

"Christ throws out the first pitch at the annual apostole v. disciples softball game."

CMinor said...

I am in awe of "The Sermon on the mound."