"Article XXXI: Whether I stole Laurie’s apple juice during nap time?See more at "St. Thomas Aquinas as a child". Heh. (Warning!, some language)
Objection I: It would seem that I stole Laurie’s apple juice during nap time. For it was said: “Thomas, go sit in the corner. And say you’re sorry to Laurie for drinking her juice” (Miss Ellen).
Objection II: Further, once in the corner, I wedgied Billy and made him eat glue.
On the contrary, it is written: “Share everything” (that poster on the wall, right above the carpet where Billy puked up the glue).
I answer that..."
HT my friend John at Neatorama.