Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Caption Contest #104

...or else


We have a winner!
Allen's Brain: For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and we really need to manage the traffic!

8 comments:

The Wild Optimist said...

...or you'll find yourself in the express lane to the gates of hell...

SherryTex said...

A Sign is a Terrible Thing to Waste.

Theocoid said...

That looks like the base chapel on Fairchild AFB (my childhood parish). Probably isn't, but sure erminds me of it.

Paul Cat said...

Bless the Lord all the traffic cones!

The Ironic Catholic said...

The weekly church sign messages from God just didn't receive the same reception as those at Medjugorje.

Allen's Brain said...

~snort!~ God says "Please."

For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and we really need to manage the traffic!

Perhaps they had no commas, and they're calling upon the Almighty to return that which they suspect he has, um, appropriated for his mysterious purposes.

"...even though 99% of the traffic cones are used by 1% of the wayward drivers."

Susan WD said...

Omnipotent. Omnipresent. Omniscient. Passive-Aggressive.

Paul Cat said...

God, for what do you need traffic cones? It's not like you aren't pure spirit.
-US