If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
...or you'll find yourself in the express lane to the gates of hell...
A Sign is a Terrible Thing to Waste.
That looks like the base chapel on Fairchild AFB (my childhood parish). Probably isn't, but sure erminds me of it.
Bless the Lord all the traffic cones!
The weekly church sign messages from God just didn't receive the same reception as those at Medjugorje.
~snort!~ God says "Please."For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and we really need to manage the traffic!Perhaps they had no commas, and they're calling upon the Almighty to return that which they suspect he has, um, appropriated for his mysterious purposes."...even though 99% of the traffic cones are used by 1% of the wayward drivers."
Omnipotent. Omnipresent. Omniscient. Passive-Aggressive.
God, for what do you need traffic cones? It's not like you aren't pure spirit.-US
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