"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you odd." (attributed to Flannery O'Connor)
Free DJ with all cremations.
"...but Angelic Choir extra"
Bring your own hymnals.
Ear plugs not included (you get what you pay for)The "Hell's Bells" funeral setting is extra.Bingo and Social after services.
...but the pipe organ won't fit in the tomb.
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