If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Free DJ with all cremations.
"...but Angelic Choir extra"
Bring your own hymnals.
Ear plugs not included (you get what you pay for)The "Hell's Bells" funeral setting is extra.Bingo and Social after services.
...but the pipe organ won't fit in the tomb.
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