A Catholic priest is enjoying breakfast with his friend, a Rabbi. The priest is enjoying some great smoked bacon.
The priest says to the rabbi, “When are you going to break down and try some of this bacon? It is great! Why would God make something so good and not want you to enjoy it?”
The rabbi smiled and said, “On your wedding day, Father.”
(OK, I felt guilty, but I did laugh at that.)
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