During family catechesis on the Solemnity of Mary, Most Holy Mother of God:
Me: See this picture of Mary? We call this one "Our Lady of Grace".
Chic #2 (9 yr old): Oh, look, Mom. She has a belt on in this one, so does that mean she's pregnant in this picture? (She's connecting with Our Lady of Guadalupe, FYI)
Chic #3 (6 yr old): Oh, I don't think so. I think this means she really likes karate!
(The symbolic possibilities abound....)