If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Alright, Fathers! I'll start posting again!!!
"We don't stop until we run out of either ammo or Hans Kung books. PULL!"
Taking aim at the Spirit of Vatican II
In a little known directive from Vatican II, the Church has authorized the use of new styles of aspergillum designed for a wider spread and quicker delivery of holy water when blessing the faithful.
"Did you just say 'And also with you'?!"
The liturgical dancers are on the horizon!
"Luther nailed his theses to the Church door? We can do one better...."
Love Tim's comment, LOL
The Obama administration was shocked to learn that copies of the HHS mandate were suddenly in short supply.
Men in Black keeping doctrinal flight in check.
The Parish Attendance Squad at weekly drill
Tasty pheasant casserole now being served at the K of C. But confessions are down, are we can't explain it.
"This is fun and all Father but at your next exorcism can you just banish the demons to Hell instead of driving them into a flock of pigeons?"
In a metaphor for the Divine, the fathers take pigeons of clay and make them holey. - from Dminor"The Shells of St. Mary's" - From Cminor
you weren't trying to leave Mass early were you?
The new directors of the Chant Schola have managed to improve musicianship by one third with their new motivational techniques.orGuitar Mass 10 o'clock. Ready aim!orNo one dares leaves Mass early from the parish of Our Lady of the Dual Pistolas.
...and this week, the Fathers are brushing up their skills for the Church Militant!
"I said, go home and change into something decent before you come to Mass."
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