Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Caption Contest #114


HT to Brian Crane (source of the picture) and Kevin Curtis (through FB).

WE HAVE A WINNER!
Tim Canny: "This is fun and all Father but at your next exorcism can you just banish the demons to Hell instead of driving them into a flock of pigeons?"

18 comments:

The Ironic Catholic said...

Alright, Fathers! I'll start posting again!!!

Tim Canny said...

"We don't stop until we run out of either ammo or Hans Kung books. PULL!"

Athanasius contra mundum said...

Taking aim at the Spirit of Vatican II

FireofThyLove said...

In a little known directive from Vatican II, the Church has authorized the use of new styles of aspergillum designed for a wider spread and quicker delivery of holy water when blessing the faithful.

Restless Pilgrim said...

"Did you just say 'And also with you'?!"

Ruthie said...

The liturgical dancers are on the horizon!

Elena23 said...

"Luther nailed his theses to the Church door? We can do one better...."

Anonymous said...

Love Tim's comment, LOL

Marc said...

The Obama administration was shocked to learn that copies of the HHS mandate were suddenly in short supply.

tom rinkoski said...

Men in Black keeping doctrinal flight in check.

Ray Marshall said...

The Parish Attendance Squad at weekly drill

The Ironic Catholic said...

Tasty pheasant casserole now being served at the K of C. But confessions are down, are we can't explain it.

Tim Canny said...

"This is fun and all Father but at your next exorcism can you just banish the demons to Hell instead of driving them into a flock of pigeons?"

DMinor said...

In a metaphor for the Divine, the fathers take pigeons of clay and make them holey. - from Dminor

"The Shells of St. Mary's" - From Cminor

Jenny said...

you weren't trying to leave Mass early were you?

Paul Cat said...

The new directors of the Chant Schola have managed to improve musicianship by one third with their new motivational techniques.

or

Guitar Mass 10 o'clock. Ready aim!

or

No one dares leaves Mass early from the parish of Our Lady of the Dual Pistolas.

Lisa Simmons said...

...and this week, the Fathers are brushing up their skills for the Church Militant!

Anonymous said...

"I said, go home and change into something decent before you come to Mass."