However, if you have to buy something, you can buy Felon Blames 1970s Architecture for Life of Sin. 50% off if you use the coupon TG34F. You can even give it as a gift.
Or you can buy one of my sister-in-law's rosaries from her Etsy store, Roses for Mary. I didn't tell her I'd plug her today, so um, Happy Birthday Becky! p.s. They're gorgeous; I don't think the picture do them justice.