If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Across the street from the Rancher Church In The Sand.
Phone call to the rectory: "What time is the 'Howdown Mass'?"
No bull in the homily, that's for sure.
Peace be w' you, pardner.
The bishop rejects the crozier for a lasso.
1/4 oz. Whiskey1/4 oz. Tequila1/4 oz. Scotch1/4 oz. Jagermeister1/2 oz. FrangelicoCombine ingredients with ice in a shaker; Shake and strain over ice cubes into a highball glass.
Y'all come back home now, y'hear?
I don't know about no baptistery thing-a-ma-jig, but we got us a darn fine Holy Water Hole!
"You are Peter and upon this Rock I will build my Cowboy Church... and park my horse."
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