If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
They need to include slides on how to identify the rest of us dangerous folks, and not just the tattoo'd nazis. Hymnal tucked under the arm, rosary beads in the pocket -- my goodness, if you see anyone carrying a breviary, lock 'em up fast, before they convince a soldier to start praying or something.
Goodness. You really can't make that stuff up. Truth is definitely strange sometimes...
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