If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
Follow "Kingdom Come Parkway" to "Willbedone Boulevard"....
Not to be confused with The Highway To Hell.(ps - I just might steal this)
The postmaster tried to deliver God's mail to the home on Kingdom Come Parkway, but then learned that God only accepts knee-mail.
Maintenance next 3.2 miles by HEAVEN
Just ignore those "Bridge Out" signs in about a mile.
Jehovah Witness Meeting Halls every exit next 12 miles....(really? the verification words are "ocrave him (Oh! Crave Him!)
"Well, we're here, so I'll stop kicking your butt. Now don't mouth off to your mother any more, or we'll have to make this journey again!"*****"Perfect! Now if we can work on getting 'Thy will be done' here on earth!"*****"Whoa! That explosion really DID blow us all the way HERE!"
"Well, we've arrived, so I'll stop kicking your butt, but next time don't mouth off to your mom at the dinner table, or we'll have to make this journey again!"
My favorite part of this? Look closely--there is a small "buckle up" sign directly following the main sign.
But is it a wide or narrow parkway?
"Perfect! Now we can work on getting 'Thy will be done' on earth!"
Buckle Up! The coming of the Kingdom is sure to be a bumpy ride.
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