If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. -- Oscar Wilde
O___________OI'm a little bit shocked!Jess
Nothing surprises me. Holy water basins are bone dry. Candles have batteries. The sign of peace is barely a nod and a mumble. Confession is 15 minutes once a week and if you want to contact your priest you mostly have to "tweet". This was the next step. Followed by cyber Mass. Within our lifetime, little holographic priests will pop out of boxes like Princess Lea to say Mass in our hermetically sealed homes.
I love the sound effects when the host is dispensed....
Next up - Vend-a-Sac, where you walk forward, slide your dollar into the slot, and the machine dispenses a cup of wine and a wafer.(pounding my head repeatedly against the desk)
That is repugnant. I don't have another word. I feel sad, and my pancreas hurts now.
Sounds like he fudged the consecration a bit too - I'm thinking this has got to be an Episcopal church or a schismatic catholic church somewhere. that is terribly disturbing - the whole thing.
I feel like some germaphobe created this so less people were touching their host...
I loved your comment "I'll take a germ for Jesus." Why have we all become so germ-phobic that we cannot even 'eat a meal' together as a community of believers? Would your Mom stoop to dispensing the garlic bread this way at your next family meal?Let's take a lesson from this disturbing "brave new world of the future" video. Faith my friends, we need faith.
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