Comments on The Ironic Catholic: Ironic Answers For Baptismal Rite Questions

Reminds me of the comments/snide remarks we made a...

2009-12-16T12:25:53.211-06:00

Reminds me of the comments/snide remarks we made at and about RCIA candidates just before Easter Vigils (usually during the Vigil practice)
1. Let's get the fire hose out and do the lot all at once.
2. Did you remember to add the ice cubes to the font?
3. They're little lambs who don't know what they're in for (lambs end up as lamb chops, don't ya know...)
4. Have they read the fine print written in Sanskrit, 6 point font, and invisible in in the Baptismal contract?
God I miss teaching RCIA

Heh. Great post, as always, IC. I finally posted a...

2009-12-16T08:44:50.249-06:00

Heh. Great post, as always, IC.
I finally posted again at the brain lab, and have at least one more good one (tomorrow?) before the season buries me.

verifiation: "wadmiti" - How to say "Walter Mitty" with a head cold.

I was always worried about only rejecting Satan...

2009-12-15T16:38:48.022-06:00

I was always worried about only rejecting Satan's "empty" promises. Does that mean it's OK if he makes good on one?

The "good gravy, no! Of course not. That'...

2009-12-14T13:55:14.620-06:00

The "good gravy, no! Of course not. That's why we chose kick-butt godparents" actually sounds like a great/honest answer to me. Maybe I'd better make sure that any and all children come to me pre-baptized. :-D

For our second my husband's response to the &q...

2009-12-14T08:40:41.335-06:00

For our second my husband's response to the "fully understand" question was "Absolutely not." Thankfully we are an ironic parish...

Now everytime we baptize one at Mass, we laugh, and I think, "and what in the @#$% is grace for if not that!"

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2009-12-13T22:58:17.403-06:00

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