We're just having a good-natured chuckle at our human foibles as Christians, with an occasional spicy zinger from left field. Or right field. Or center.
Basic ideahere, my Salesian(ish) take on Christian humorhere, and Pope Benedict's seal of approval!
SIC has just finished adding the complete order of a Catholic wedding Mass to his Catholic Wedding Help website, an outreach to the 190,000 people searching for Catholic wedding information online every month. The order of a Catholic wedding Mass page includes links to official texts from the Rite of Marriage, reprinted with ICEL permission. If it looks useful, please provide a link to bump it up in search engine results....
9 the midrash:
" Eternal Damnation: the Ultimate Tow
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"Out, Out [of my] damn [parking] spot". What Shakespeare actually meant to write
Oh sorry! I'm laughing so hard I cannot think of a proper caption! LOL!
"ye be dammed, ye spot hog!"
"Not Blessed" . . . you know what that means. Kiss goodbye to the bingo trophy.
Anyone figure how to park more than 1 pastor in this spot? (I think they meant "Pastor's")
generous donors exempted
"As the bishop pulled into the parking lot, he saw and sign and thought to himself, "Oh reaallllly?"
Sorry Pastor, but if it's a choice between not being blessed or having my car keyed in the convent parking lot then I'm parking here!
Taken from the Anti-Beatitudes, found only in the most apocryphal gospel.
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