Thursday, July 07, 2011

(Increasingly) Bad Christian Joke Week: #3

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the beginning of the line was a large pile of apples. A nun placed a sign in front of the apples: "Take only one. God is watching."


Farther down the cafeteria line was a large plate of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note and placed it in front of the cookies. "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

2 the midrash:

Becky said...

I thought this was funny! Does that mean I have a hokey sense of humor?

IC said...

Nah, I liked it too. I can see a kid posting that last note!