Just like G.K. Chesterton, without the humor, insight, or talent.
"Which of you, if your child asks for a turn on the iPad, would give him an apple?"
So that was the Apple that Eve took from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil! It all makes sense now. Steve Jobs really is Satan!
I am the "I" in iBreviary!
Peter, feed my sheep, an Apple a day.
If not "Good Grief,"how about "ARRRGGHHHHHH!"
"Go forth and convert all the nations. Except of course, China. We need to keep the labor cheap."
"According to this GPS App I left my turtleneck over there."
And then the Lord asked him, "Peter, do you love me?" And Peter responded "Yes, Lord, you know that I love you." And the Lord replied "Then why haven't you friended me on Facebook yet?"
Steve Jobs dresses the part.
Well considering the photo is from a parody piece, I don't have any comment.
Okay, this is not original, but, "When I said 'Follow me', I didn't mean on Twitter!"
And the fruit was pleasing to the eyes, desirable for gaining knowledge, and good for ordering take-out.
iDo will iT. Be made iClean.
"been " should be beez. DYAC!
Just so I get proper credit...iDo will iT. Be made iClean.- by beez, not been!
He shall deliver thee in six apps: yea, in seven there shall no angry bird touch thee.Job(s) 5:19
While not the prince of pc, he bears the tablet of the app of the covenant.
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"Which of you, if your child asks for a turn on the iPad, would give him an apple?"
So that was the Apple that Eve took from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil! It all makes sense now. Steve Jobs really is Satan!
I am the "I" in iBreviary!
Peter, feed my sheep, an Apple a day.
If not "Good Grief,"
how about "ARRRGGHHHHHH!"
"Go forth and convert all the nations. Except of course, China. We need to keep the labor cheap."
"According to this GPS App I left my turtleneck over there."
And then the Lord asked him, "Peter, do you love me?" And Peter responded "Yes, Lord, you know that I love you." And the Lord replied "Then why haven't you friended me on Facebook yet?"
Steve Jobs dresses the part.
Well considering the photo is from a parody piece, I don't have any comment.
Okay, this is not original, but, "When I said 'Follow me', I didn't mean on Twitter!"
And the fruit was pleasing to the eyes, desirable for gaining knowledge, and good for ordering take-out.
iDo will iT. Be made iClean.
"been " should be beez. DYAC!
Just so I get proper credit...
iDo will iT. Be made iClean.
- by beez, not been!
He shall deliver thee in six apps: yea, in seven there shall no angry bird touch thee.
Job(s) 5:19
While not the prince of pc, he bears the tablet of the app of the covenant.
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