Friday, May 03, 2013

Truth Is Stranger #136: The Purity Communion Dispenser





And, yes, the minister isn't Catholic, but still.

Behold the Sacred Pez Dispenser...ugh.   I'll take a germ for Jesus, thanks.  I'm martyr-like that way.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

O___________O

I'm a little bit shocked!
Jess

Kelly said...

Nothing surprises me. Holy water basins are bone dry. Candles have batteries. The sign of peace is barely a nod and a mumble. Confession is 15 minutes once a week and if you want to contact your priest you mostly have to "tweet". This was the next step. Followed by cyber Mass. Within our lifetime, little holographic priests will pop out of boxes like Princess Lea to say Mass in our hermetically sealed homes.

Dawn Sticklen said...

I love the sound effects when the host is dispensed....

Nate said...

Next up - Vend-a-Sac, where you walk forward, slide your dollar into the slot, and the machine dispenses a cup of wine and a wafer.

(pounding my head repeatedly against the desk)

BurgoFitzgerald said...

That is repugnant. I don't have another word. I feel sad, and my pancreas hurts now.

Alexa said...

Sounds like he fudged the consecration a bit too - I'm thinking this has got to be an Episcopal church or a schismatic catholic church somewhere. that is terribly disturbing - the whole thing.

Beth Anne @ BethAnnesBest said...

I feel like some germaphobe created this so less people were touching their host...

Ceil said...

I loved your comment "I'll take a germ for Jesus."
Why have we all become so germ-phobic that we cannot even 'eat a meal' together as a community of believers? Would your Mom stoop to dispensing the garlic bread this way at your next family meal?
Let's take a lesson from this disturbing "brave new world of the future" video. Faith my friends, we need faith.