|Some ideas look good until you open them up....|
Ladies and Gentlemen, have you opened up your oven to the floppy, sad reality of a half-baked idea?
There is no shame in addressing the past in the glow of God's ovenly light. Don't bother denying it. Those ovens from years past may have started out a lovely avocado green, but you know by their dirty camo appearance--they are idols. Those ovens don't bake.
Your ideas deserve more true, warm, light filled convection. They deserve God's Holy Oven, the Gracemore 77x7.
In the Gracemore 77x7, you can stuff that idea as an oblation within the it's open door, close it, say a prayer, and let God's Holy Oven do it's work. Exposing the idea to God's grace will take the idea and make it suitable to serve the Kingdom of God, even if they all come over for lunch in 15 minutes.
Ideas need to be baked in the Gracemore 77x7. It's true, some cooks say you can stew ideas, but that just makes for good philosophy. Or you can fry ideas, but your ideas often end up burnt. Some even grill ideas, but that's just an excuse to slather them with muddling sauce. Baking is the method of choice, for ideas need to rise, to expand. They reach the fullness of their being through baking in the Gracemore 77x7.
But wait, that's not all! God's Holy Oven, the Gracemore 77x7, has a special auto shutdown feature as well. If the idea is not suitable for baking, the Gracemore senses this reality and automatically shuts off. And if the idea is contrary to God, the Gracemore takes its cue from the prophets and kills it with fire. Besides being an opportunity to have dinner flambe, it is an unforgettable teaching lesson for the little kids. And on top of all that--the Gracemore is self-cleaning.
You, too, could have a Gracemore 77x7 in your home. Invite your local "Gracemore master" in for an informational visit today!
Donna L., Iowa: I am so grateful I have a Gracemore 77x7 in our home! Our dinners are blessed, delicious, and edible. We haven't had a half-baked idea in years! Thank you!
p.s. Act now and you can also obtain God's Holy Yeast to be used in God's Holy Oven! Never experienced a half-baked idea again!